Corny and Dorky Science Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a unicorn?

Why do scientists wear goggles?

Why can't you trust an atom?

What do you get when you cross a spider and a scientist?

Why do scientists like to work with ammonia?

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Why don't electrons go on vacation?

Why was the math book sad?

How does the moon cut his hair?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

Where do astronauts like to party?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Want to hear a joke about sodium?

What did the biologist wear to impress his date?

Why is the pH of YouTube very stable?

What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

What is the quickest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?

What do you do when your science jokes don't get a laugh?

What did the microbiology student get for being late to class?

Why did the hipster chemist get burned?

Why can't you trust atoms?

Want to hear a joke about potassium?

What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class?

What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class?

How many general-relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

How many general-relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

What is the least interesting element?

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

Why are chemists great for solving problems?

Which type of books are the hardest to get through?

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

What kind of tree can be placed into your hand?

I lost an electron!

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you do with a sick chemist?

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

What do rich clouds do?

What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of himself?

What does a subatomic duck say?

Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?

They just found the gene for shyness.

A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:

Why did the chemistry lab blow up?

Why is ice so edgy?

What is a nuclear physicist's favorite food?

Why is electricity the perfect student?

What fruit contains barium and double sodium?

What kind of books do planets read?